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Craving a Big Mac. No idea why. It's probably a Chick-fil-A craving in disguise.
I admit, it's a little late for my Punday Post, but better late than never, right? So here are your puns of the week!
- From a commercial advertising Wheel of Fortune Lottery Tickets: "It's the wheel deal!" Ha... Kind of lame, but I still laughed pretty hard.
- At work tonight, we were all really hot because we were cleaning. I asked, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (No, that's not the pun.) One of my managers responded, "No, it's definitely hot." I commented, "Good, 'cause I'm not normally a sweater. ... Sometimes I'm a jacket." Right? Sweater? Jacket? Laugh, dangit!
- "The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it." Found this one on a website for puns - www.punoftheday.com. I like it because it has that little morbid threat of death, which is always funny in a sort of sick way. :)
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