Just Puntastic

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Listening to absolutely nothing because none of my music is in my iTunes library anymore. Kill me now.
Thinking about all the things that are annoying me right now.
    In case you can't already tell, I'm not in the best of moods. For starters, I was under the impression that everything that was on my old hard drive was transferred to the new one. Evidently I misunderstood, since I now have only 294 songs on my computer when I used to have over 1100. Not okay. On top of that, I paid for expedited shipping for my Norton Anthology of American Literature, and I received an email today informing me that it will not be here until the 26th at the very least. That's two classes that I will be without my book. Also not okay. To make matters worse, I'm flat broke, and need gas and school supplies, and my contacts won't be here until Friday. I only have three more pairs of contacts, which means I'm going to have to wear my stupid glasses for two more days. Stupid, stupid glasses. They're not even the right prescription anymore, but I can't even afford to pay eight bucks for a cheap new pair online. I can't afford good vision. Sorry to anyone who sees me on the road. 
    Let's improve this massive amount of suck with some awesome, as the VlogBrothers would say. And what's more awesome than a few puns? I only have a few, but I've saved them for you. (Yes. I rhymed on purpose. Because I'm awesome.)

• I follow Owl City on Twitter, and I read this tweet while on my break at work: "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later." I laughed so hard, my frozen mocha almost came out my nose. 
• This one I heard from one of my managers - for future reference, we'll call him Swaggy. He asked me, "What did the baker say on payday?" The answer: "I knead my dough." HA. That's a clever one. 

    Speaking of which, I could use some dough myself. Maybe I'll sell a kidney. I hear they're pretty pricey.